Leo's past
life, past life.
By: Lopaka Tanu
Disclaimer: Okay I own nothing. Are you
happy?
Summary: Did you know Leo once lost a bet? Did you know Leo once lost many bets?
Movie night at the Halliwell Manor is always a favorite for the girls.
Tonight just happened to be Phoebe's choice. Prue and Piper were arguing over
who's guy was better at keeping secrets while they entered the living room.
Phoebe had already set up the DVD player and was sitting down. She then turned
to the two of them and shushed them.
Prue huffed and turned to watch the
movie as Phoebe activated the remote. "Phoebe, you didn’t pick one of your
slasher movies did you," she whined with a roll of her eyes.
Phoebe
stuck her tongue out at her and smiled. "No, I got one of those romance movies
Piper likes. The story sounded really interesting, plus there was this really
cute guy on the cover. But his face was torn off so I didn’t get to see who it
was."
Both Prue and Piper groaned and Phoebe laughed. Piper spoke next.
"So what did you get that seemed so interesting?"
Phoebe turned back to
the screen and, in a meek voice, replied, "Return to the Blue Lagoon."
"What?" Prue and Piper turned to see a stunned Leo. "I mean, that was
such a bad movie! You don't want to see it. I mean, the acting is just so bad
and the characters are totally unbelievable. I will be upstairs if you need me."
With that, he orbed out of sight.
Prue turned to Piper. "What was that?
We’ve known him for like three years and he has never acted that prissy."
"My husband is not prissy! He is just very, um, touchy. Besides, how am
I to know he had this whole other life before he met me?"
"I would say
so. Damn Piper, I never knew he was so,” Phoebe had started the movie and was
watching the male lead swimming around on the screen naked.
Piper and
Prue turned to watch what had Phoebe so entranced. Prue busted out laughing and
Piper froze the screen right at the moment when a lot was exposed. Prue fell off
the sofa laughing at Piper as she stormed over to Phoebe taking the remote from
her. Then she turned off the DVD player.
"Leo, get your whitelighter ass
down her now!" A blue orb appeared, then Leo took shape. Piper held up the DVD.
"Do you care to explain this?"
Leo turned red, "Um, it was just a phase!
I lost a bet and this was the price. It never happened again, I swear!"
Pheobe started to laugh, "You know, now that I think about it, there is
a movie coming out staring Brian Krause with a female lead. I hear there are
some steamy scenes."
"Piper, what are you doing? Please no oh
nnnoooooooo!" Was the only thing heard from the Halliwell Manor. Well, that and
a whole lot of giggling.